Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"
Calum: "54"
Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"
Calum: "HIGH 5!"
Calum: "54"
Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"
Calum: "HIGH 5!"
by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.
You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.
You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.
Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...
by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

by McNooget September 26, 2010

by Boo-G January 14, 2019

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates
Certification Practice Statement, communal document Certification, authority, issuing, renewing, revoking,validating, Electronic,
by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013

Cash.
Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
by each October 27, 2011
