October 31st

It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life

Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”

by Itsokyk October 18, 2020

October 31st

Any girl named Uma has to give any guy named Isaac a blowjob

Isaac: can’t wait till October 31st for that blowjob!
Uma: wait what?

by Just4kicks96 October 26, 2019

October 31st

October 31st is Halloween but..... it is the scariest romantic day of the year so if you haven't yet kissed your bf/gf Kiss them today it's the right day trust me it is.

Person 1: it's october 31st i know it is the right day today.
Bestfriend: yes do it 🤗😲

by GF,namedBreanna,sheperfect October 29, 2019

October 31st

National Halloween kiss day the day you kiss a random person you dont know because its halloween

Hey its october 31st and Halloween you know what that means

Ok ill kiss you

by Daniel mc happytits October 30, 2019

October 31st

Choke the Chicken, Mortify the Meat, Bop your Bologna! Savor today and savor your nut because it’s the last one until December!

On October 31st savor your nut because it’s the last one until December! 😩🤧

by fabegod October 30, 2019

October 31st

October 31st is National go in for a kiss day which means kiss ya boo or friend it can be a guy or a girl or anyone xoxo

Kiss whoever you want and see if they kiss you back if they don’t like it say it’s October 31st so don’t get mad

by National dayzz October 30, 2019

October 31st

Apart from being the day known as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters it is also the national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.

Raf: today is October 31st should I tell my crush I like her?
Blyatmobile: yes totally, today is the day!

by onearoskata8lhptikosneos October 30, 2019