3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019

3 AM Videos

A way for youtubers to make fools of themselves while doing terrible editing of a "scary" thing.

Youtuber: "An imposter broke into my house at 3AM, and I turned into an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else: "Everyone knows these 3 AM Videos are so fake, but youtubers make fools of themselves so it's funny."
Youtuber: "NOOOOOO!!! I SWEAR THIS IS REAL!!!!, AN ACTUAL IMPOSTER BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FlukyMeteor2828 March 13, 2021

3 am challenge

A Challenge done at 3 am said to be the devils hour since Jesus died at 3 am.
Also a dumb challenge that usually ends up in someone bleeding or the audience being threatened by ghost

"Man IMJayStation did a 3 am challenge and I got threatened by google home.

by Flashzone23 July 31, 2017

3 am pst

The time that everyone who live on the west coast logs onto urban dicitionary for my latest news.

It's 3 am pst time for you to read me shtuff. Enjoy I did it just for you.

by homealone2 December 10, 2009

3 AM CHALLENGE

WHEN DUMB ASIANS THINK THE DEVIL COMES BUT HE DOSNT BECAUSE THERE ALL HIGH ON METH AND MARIJHANNA. BUT ITS A REGULAR TIME JUST 6 AM FOR THE LOVE OF CHESSE

THIS KID AT SCHOOL DID THE 3 AM CHALLENGE BUT HE'S REALLY GAY

by USTASA2019 November 13, 2019

3 am alarm clock

when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.

Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.

Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?

by Zerkiahh October 27, 2011

3 am challenge

It’s those fake youtube videos that are “scary,” like for example facetiming siri at 3 am and siri becomes “possessed” by the devil. Most viewers that believe it are 7 or younger, but the rest know it’s bullshit

Typical 3 am challenge titles:

DONT TALK TO GOOGLE HOME AT 3 AM *SHE CUT ME*
DONT FACETIME THE EASTER BUNNY AT 3 AM ****HE POSSESSED ME*** ALMOST DIED***HGFIWU**
“possessed” siri in the video: IF YOU DONT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO *youtuber* I WILL COME FIND YOU AND POSESS YOU”

by What i say is facts February 18, 2022