21st Century party break

The modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, shitting or even masturbating. So in Hong Kong, they have developed a break that encompasses all of these needs.

To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.

In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.

"Guys, I'm exhausted, I didn't even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye"

"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"

"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."

"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."

by messerscHanjOHns November 16, 2011

21st Century Breakdown

The title of the upcoming Green Day album, to be released in May 2009.

I can't wait for 21st Century Breakdown!

by Victoriaaaaaaaa February 8, 2009

21st Century Breakdown

Green Day's lateset rock album. It follows the couple Christian and Gloria who are trying to fix the modern world. THERE ARE SEVERAL SOLOS ON THE ALBUM. They are however not as long as the Welcome To Paradise Solo.As an old school/new school Green Day Fan the album is PERFECT. Christian's Inferno and Viva La Gloria describe both of the characters personalities.

Mark: 21st Century breakdown kicks much ass.

Paul: Yeah im gonna get married to Last Night On Earth.

Ronnie: American Eulogy was ass though

Ronnie is right though.

by gk339 January 16, 2010

21st century schizoid man

A song by a band called King Crimson. The song was released in 1969 along their first album in The Court of the Crimson King.

“21st century schizoid man is one of the better songs by King Crimson in some people’s opinion.”

by A skinny dude February 22, 2021

21st century vampire

A teenager in the 21st century who sleeps all day and does most their work at night.This is from possible issues with depression amd anxiety.

Mark is such a 21st century vampire he sleeps so much

by Mr.sleep February 25, 2021

21st century teenage girl

Little sluts and whores, generally aged between 13-15, who like to show off their great skills at sex even though most of them are still virgins, or really are pure sluts and like people to know they are that way.

Either kind of girl is an irritating bunch of hormones yelling around everything they do, say or sing so everyone notices how stupid they sound and such whores they are, and also taking every comment as if it were against them and answering as if they were suffering hell on earth.

They like to make internet look like a great big space where they can show of their body to everyone without consequences, transforming internet into a great balloon full of boobs and booties, which of course must not be seen by their parents.

Most of these girls, years later get ashamed of their past actions being such sluts, because they get to be remebered that way, and it's not something to be proud of.

Friend 1: The new generation of girls are such sluts...

Friend 2: Well I'd like to be with one, sure they suck well!

Friend 1: If you want AIDS, go for it!

Friend 3: One of the problems of being with a 21st century teenage girl

by Pulpito69 September 14, 2014

21st Century Ho

A woman that has children by more than one man to get multiple checks from child support.

That girl is nothing more than a 21st Century how, 3 kids by 3 different men.

by TT from Brunswick January 5, 2017