I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.
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12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.
Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
by God of family-friendliness December 15, 2021
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12 inch sinker

When a girl is very horny and thinks it's big but her clit tells her otherwise....
" wow that's a 12 inch sinker"
by 12 inch sinker November 15, 2016
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