turd

A turd so big that your cheeks turn red and your ass implodes and you start bleeding out of your ass.

Bob just ate three Big Macs at Mcdonalds and went home and took a turd so hard, his ass exploded and he died.

by a shit so big ur ass implodes April 15, 2015

turd

big, long, piece of shit. xD

everyone about he big rolling turd and go watch RV!!!!

by angela ahhaha January 1, 2009

turd

1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual

1. There is a turd floating around in the toilet because someone forgot to flush.
2. Henry's boyfriend is acting like a turd right now.
3. That turd is definitely slobbering all over that girl!

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 19, 2008

Turd

A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...

"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."

by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013

Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

turdness

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

Turding

The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.

“What are you doing?”
“Turding”

by le turd July 22, 2019