jupiter

A really fat bitch - typically of an ethnicity other than Caucasoid. The term whale, on the other hand, can be used to describe a fat bitch who is white.
Oh sick, that jupiter has like 6 sets of tits.
by h8er June 05, 2005
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Jupiter

A brave, strong, courageous girl. Dark hair and olive skin. Super sexy and confident.
Damn I want a Jupiter!
by Rhetorical questions March 05, 2015
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jupiter

A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.
After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.
by novelty February 06, 2006
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jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.
Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.
by Dutch May 02, 2003
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Jupiter

Another word for period. Name came from the way Jupiter is like a big red dot, much like a girls period.
Oh no Jupiter hit again!
by Julian B. April 30, 2007
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Jupiter's Cock

A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.

As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
Spartacus has a lot of cock talk.....so, by Jupiter's Cock, you're guaranteed to be hammered!
by Ricco Bonelli March 07, 2010
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jupiter booty

by supreme_gurls1 April 10, 2014
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