Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

Schlampz

An endearing term derived from the German word Schlampe- bitch/slut and the German word Schotzi meaning loved one.

I love you schlampz.
My schlampz.

by Jesucka December 3, 2011

Schlägmän

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.

You look very Schlägmän today.

by harald lesch February 10, 2022

Schlager Fuchs

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.

"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"

by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007

schlade

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.

"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."

by Hipp y December 11, 2006

schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

by GineSharts December 15, 2008

schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.

Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004