peni 

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

peni by atemperman January 24, 2004

Choot ka Pani 

Cum of female genital

Chodne par sali ki choot ka pani nikal gaya

Choot ka Pani by chootmaar August 16, 2009

Peni 

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

Peni by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

peni 

an assortment of penises

Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.

peni by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

Mecha Peni 

A very large, ribbed metal penis. It isn't attached to a person but yet has a mind of its own. It enjoys penetration of all sorts.

A dark shadow fell across the land, and everyone knew that the mecha peni had arrived.

Mecha Peni by Sexxxx January 27, 2007

Peni 

plural of penis, to be used as a plural word

There are many Peni in the audience tonight

Peni by jeffdujon August 11, 2018

pani

water

sprinkle a bit of pani and it can fix anything

pani by Dob October 9, 2003