jerk

The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.

"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"

jerk by Pedant April 24, 2005

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jerk

Is what Ry Bleckel is when you date him and text him ily. He'll get pissed and say that you don't have a right to tell him you love him because you barely know him. Even though you've known eachother for about a year and are actually in a relationship. Then believe it or not, he'll break up with you right after and block you on all social media accounts. All because of a text message "ily."

Ex-girlfriend: "Did you hear about what Ry did last night?"
Friend: "Yes! He is such a jerk."

jerk by Hawaii.x.bae May 14, 2015

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jerk

In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.

HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!

jerk by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003