3 definitions by Pedant

To spoil an object by carelessness or ignorance or both.
"He graunched up my new kitchen whilst fitting it"
by Pedant April 14, 2004
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The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.
"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"
by Pedant April 24, 2005
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How the gardeners will take over the world
"How did that gardener pay for those guns?"
"Hegemony"
by Pedant March 28, 2005
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