Definitions by Pedant

jerk 

The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.

"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"

jerk by Pedant April 24, 2005

hegemony 

How the gardeners will take over the world

"How did that gardener pay for those guns?"
"Hegemony"

hegemony by Pedant March 28, 2005

graunch 

To spoil an object by carelessness or ignorance or both.

"He graunched up my new kitchen whilst fitting it"

graunch by Pedant April 14, 2004