Blondie 

One of many dumbass people.

"A blondie and a brunette jump off a building, which one hits the ground first......
the brunette, cause the blondie had to stop the the 30th floor to ask for directions."

Blondie by Punkhead May 29, 2005

Blondie 

A term used for poeple who talk blondish. She's always moving her head and rolling her eyes while talking to people for absolutely no reason. She talks with attitude and people are like wtf? Likes being the center of attention and is veryyy overdramatic. Also known as a melon. Thinks all guys are after her o.0 Eww.

Me: Did you see that Blondie rolling her eyes while talking to me again!?
Mike: That fucker....what a Natalia!

Blondie by The Unknown Sluts February 28, 2009

Blondie 

Someone who is realli stupid

YOU are such a blondie!!!

Blondie by Sabrina October 31, 2004

Blondie 

Is a The name of Great Person From Brisbane, Australia and Is reconized for their incredable Blonde Hair and was First Giving this name by Blacky But was also made famous by "Whitey & Niglet"

Anika: Blondieeee!!

Blondie: Niglet!!

Blondie by Blondie Rowbotham November 3, 2008

Blondie 

A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.

Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“

Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“

Blondie by Daonly1 January 22, 2018

Blondie 

A DOG that is amazing and cuddly and never gets on your bad side dogs named Blondie are one of the best things you can have in your life they help you when you get sad or lonely and do funny things even though they are a dog dogs named Blondie are independent but still need someone to be with them they are smart dogs and learn quickly even if you don't notice. Saver every single moment with your dog Blondie

I think im going to name her Blondie she seems like a one of a kind dog that i will never let go

Blondie by Saucyy_facts June 2, 2019

Blondie 

Usually good looking people with blond hair that normally die first in a horror movie.

"Hey my hair is blond!"
"That means you're a blondie."

Blondie by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019