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Morse Code 

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morse code 

The act of inserting one finger into a woman's vagina, then inserting a finger from your other hand into her rectum and proceeding to tap your fingers together through the vaginal and rectal walls, so as to simulate the tapping of the morse code.
She was horny and wanted to try something new, so I gave her the morse code.
morse code by chodebalm August 21, 2007

Morse Code texting 

Any text composed on a cell phone without a "QWERTY" keyboard. A text composed through rapidly punching numbers to spell.
Dude, you still have that old phone of yours without a keyboard?

Yeah. I've been morse code texting to everyone and it's driving me insane!

Morse High School

A high school located in beautiful Bath, Maine. Consisting of around 800 students. The school burnt down once in the 1800's. The school mascot is the Shipbuilder in reference to Bath Iron Works. The school colors are white and royal blue. The main cliques in the school are hicks, athletes, intelligent kids, artsy kids, and music kids.
Mark: Look at that hick!

Billy: Oh yeah he goes to Morse High School. NBD
Morse High School by iluvbabies4lyfe December 22, 2010

morse code 

Having sexy intercourse with several people in your work, and never breathe a word to anyone.
He nailed everyone in HQ and kept it in Morse Code.
morse code by parkay September 24, 2004

morse code 

the process of determining, with the repeated and careful tapping of one's finger on a girl's asshole, if that girl is into anal sex

if done properly, each tap should go slightly deeper than the last
"She was laying on top of me and I wondering was if she's into anal, so I gave her the morse code."
morse code by Dbonn June 13, 2007

Morse code toilet paper 

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.