Satan

My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.

Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."

by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005

Satan

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

Satan

Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.

satan

by olstar18 July 7, 2011

Satan

the government................

The government is Satan.

by off, December 28, 2005

Satan

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Satan

Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.

Ya better figure it out mang.

by satanists are brainwashing control freaks March 10, 2005

satan

Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.

At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!

by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005