hersch

To take notes for extended periods of time which may result in frustration, depression, insomnia, fatigue, pain, diarrhea, ulcers, death, or etc.

Student #1: Hey did you finish hersching yesterday?
Student #2: Yeah, it took six hours!

by hersching August 28, 2011

Heistermination

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heist Dinner

1. Shoplifting enough goods to make yourself dinner out of your pilfered food

2. Shoplifting twice as much inventory as a buddy who is also shoplifting at the same time as you.
Comes from the Halo 3 term "Steak Dinner"

John and Jacob stole three pizzas from their local convenience store, thus they earned themselves a heist dinner

by Heist me a river March 12, 2009

hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.

I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

abigail heritage

The act of a 6'7 black drag queen named donovan spriting into a made in mexico, yelling " IM ILLEGALLY BLIND IN 3 OUT OF THE 50 STATES" than going to leave said made in mexico and running into the sliding glass door. Donovan, then beings to start violanty pissing herself. After that, she proceeds to ask where the nearest double-decker bus is and nobody has seen her since.

random person: What on gods green earth just happened?
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA

by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

Making Friends with herself

Female Maturbation

She was in the bedroom all night "making friends with herself"

by Stickky September 29, 2009

Heister

A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.

Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.

by Eve-Films July 29, 2010