Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
by borty mcbort May 04, 2007
Bort is a word used by anti-abortionists for pro-abortionists who are outside abortion clinics to stop anti-abortionists from talking to women going into the abortion clinics. The word 'bort' is a contraction of 'pro-abortionist' also called 'pro-abort'. The word 'bort' can be used for anyone that is pro-abortion, but is generally confined to those outside the abortion mills.
"That girl wanted to talk with me about her options, but that bort dragged her into the abortion clinic."
by Rev Donald Spitz March 14, 2008
BORT (n) - alternate name for marijuana. May also be used as an adjective. (Variant examples: borted, bortly, bortworthy, et al)
by Jason W. Deas February 11, 2004
Another name for a shirt that shows of womens' boobs. Generally a v neck that comes down past the chest.
The combination of "boob" and "shirt".
The combination of "boob" and "shirt".
Jane is wearing a v neck and it really shows off her boobs.
I know, she should wear borts more often.
I know, she should wear borts more often.
by rekcams August 03, 2010
n. - an ejaculent in the pants
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
by bocetta June 16, 2011
to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay
I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again
by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005