To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"
PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"
PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
by urbankat11 February 1, 2018
 Get the Faff Kingmug.
Get the Faff Kingmug. I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs
by Nina24 June 30, 2005
 Get the faff [faffer]mug.
Get the faff [faffer]mug. by Twohitem January 8, 2010
 Get the FaFFmug.
Get the FaFFmug. A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.
by TMGP January 22, 2005
 Get the Faff Queenmug.
Get the Faff Queenmug. by babyfafflover May 23, 2007
 Get the baby faffmug.
Get the baby faffmug. To faff without any pressing obligations.
NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.
It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
by Holamigos October 25, 2009
 Get the guilt-free faffmug.
Get the guilt-free faffmug. The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.
by Numpumpum March 24, 2020
 Get the Faffmug.
Get the Faffmug.