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If you’re born on August 11 then your pretty and like to eat.
Person 1: I’m so hungry
Person 2: Were you born on August 11?
August 11 by bigdickenergy000 October 17, 2019

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...
The people born on this day are kings and queens they are smart loving people
You’re so smart your birthday must be on August 11
August 11 by Rani bl mango November 8, 2019

March 11 

People born on that day are amazing,sweet,hot,talented and funny
They are good friends
March 11 by OKIMNUSA November 4, 2019
the time of day when everyone spams your snapchat feed with a black screen and a clock just to let everyone know that they're crushing on someone when it's obviously not gonna last
11:11 him!
11:11 by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017