Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

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Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.

Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot

by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023

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Mountain Top Bukoki

The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.

My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.

by 417wsm February 16, 2023

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Top Twister

The Top Twister is when you are giving a man cunnilingus and you move your head side to side and tongue in a rotating, twisting motion on the head of the penis, whilst sucking all at the same time.

“The Top Twister is the most succulent, euphoric, form of cunnilingus!”

by makdaddy87 October 5, 2025

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Top ta7at

A fancy Arabic term for taking a U-turn.

Take the next top ta7at

by Zala6a October 11, 2025

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Top fuel dragsters

Some of the fastest accelerating, loudest and most brutal vehicles in the world.

Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 14, 2025

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