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No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
by no simp something person October 4, 2020
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Simp

Someone who will do anything to get a girls attention. Including insulting her friends and call others simps without realizing they are themselves a simp. 8/10 chance they are named something douchey like DJ.
Man, DJ's such a simp he's got his head up his own ass and doesn't realize it.
by Mttrb October 4, 2020
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But there's no easy way to say this but uh- look. you're a simp. Im gonna have to report you back to kuzco
by Dumbass mgoo October 5, 2020
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The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
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If you are a simp you shall not be a pimp
by Me=senpai October 6, 2020
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by Mackistan October 6, 2020
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