Dumb Old

Something that's old and stupid with no meaning

This Dumb Old telephone I found in NY

by Dylanator6086 December 4, 2018

Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023

Old simp

Person who you used to simp for

Old simp is flat

by ☠️G March 18, 2023

old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.

Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?

by madd marauder April 26, 2011

old greys

British slang for a Bouncer or Doorman. originating from the British Rock n Roll club scene in the 70's.

The old greys just tossed Frankie out on his face.

by Bobby2Hands May 18, 2014

Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”

by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

The Old Clomp and Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"

by LacklusterBallbuster January 28, 2022