throw the hand down

To masturbate

My friends boy friend was not about so I told her to "throw the hand down" until he returned

by oceanoutback February 20, 2012

right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.

Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!

by Craig November 3, 2003

shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. January 7, 2009

Smell Your Hand

the act of shaking ones hand and telling them to smell it, even though nothing has been placed or rubbed on said hand.

I told steve "smell Your hand" and he Freaked out and screamed like a little girl.

by Jon_the_freak February 20, 2009

dirty hands geology

Nickname for geology lab research done indoors with soil samples from outside. Derives from the fact that such research, if done properly, will make your hands dirty (similar to "muddy boots biology").

Ethan: "My hands are all dirty from finding the pH of my soil sample"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"

by Dirtyhandsmann March 28, 2009

Russian hand warmer

When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!

1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."

by Rockin'ItAllNight:P February 28, 2012

third hand smoke

The nearly invisible, faint smoke breathed out by a person who just inhaled the smoke from another person's cigarette (see second hand smoke), which is then breathed in by another person near them. What that final person then breathes out could technically be considered fourth hand smoke if inhaled by yet another person, but scientists are still debating on how harmful, if at all, fourth hand smoke is.

Steve: "Hey sweet thang, my aunt just died of lung cancer."
Jennie: "Ohhhh, that's so sad. Too many kools?"
Steve: "Nah, fucking third hand smoke. That shit's deadly when you're 90."

by Thizzcobar August 14, 2010