No Ass April

No eating ass for the entirety of April ( if you do get it )

“Bro that’s girls ass was juicy , you should’ve ate some”

“I would but it’s no ass April “

by Yung Elf May 19, 2018

Ass Ship

1. Something which sails asses. (Some say the bigger the ship the better; whatever.)

Mother: Honey, go land yourself that big ass ship.

Bougie Daughter: Fuck yeah... already accomplished!!

by DbSchouper June 9, 2018

Ass Acne

Something you don't wanna have....

I don't wanna have ass acne.

by aurelionistaken November 25, 2018

Ass Fax

The trail of Toilet Paper hanging from a persons waistband of their pants/trousers/skirt etc. as they leave a restroom.

Normally accompanied by howls of laughter from all witnesses, much to the victims embarrassment.

Oh look, Angela just walked back to her desk with an ass fax as long as your arm

by NYBairn October 16, 2010

Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus

Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good

by Superbankai April 26, 2016

ass caviar

the penultimate descriptive slang for dingleberries and butt lint.

The humidex today turned all the lint in my crack into ass caviar, never want to sweat this much again.

by androkyne June 29, 2021

Ass nebula

When ur doing anal and find a spot that feels old and she farts on ur peepee

Dude 1: how was that girl you were with last night?
Dude 2: it sucked bro, she let me stick it in her ass, but she had an ass nebula
Dude 1: dudeeee that sucks ass. Sorry bruv

by Tunafishyyyy December 30, 2018