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"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.
Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.
by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023
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I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
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taking contact

How a Marine or soldier verbally communicates getting shot at. Generally in a firefight, generally with a description of the incident.
Keep your head down bro, we've been taking contact from that mosque for the last 2 hours.

The last time we took contact was when we rolled by that hadji market last tuesday
by TOW Gunner August 2, 2012
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Taking the Berger

the act of a girl giving a blow job to a boy who has a penis the size of RJ Berger's
Girl 1: Jan! I heard you Taking the Berger last night?!?

Girl 2: Well, kinda. It was too big of a Berger for me and I began to choke :(
by Mickyrat95 August 22, 2011
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Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait
Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.
by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009
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Take a touch

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch
by Samuelae16 on tt December 28, 2024
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