piglet punch

duct taping a live piglet to your fist and punching someone in the face.

yo he totally piglet punched that guy lastnight

by zboyflyboy April 20, 2014

Dumbo Punched

Regarding fighting (Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, UFC or Boxing) when a fighter is punched in the head so that, in slow motion, you see his cauliflower ears flap around like the animated Disney character "Dumbo".

He was hit so hard in the head his ears started to flap. He was Dumbo punched!

by brokenlegmike April 22, 2014

caribbean punch

Caribbean Punch is the P-Zero legend Captain Falcon's favorite mixed beverage. It is made from 1 part grapefruit juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part guava juice, 1 part cherry juice, and 2 parts Irish whiskey. Best served poured over ice.

Jerry saw Thomas slam down a Caribbean Punch and wanted do a bong with it.

by Kpt.Falkon May 1, 2014

Gypsy Punch

A hyper aggressive way of altering ones sexuality.
The art of punching a lesbians vagina until she goes back on solids.

Mandy was such a huge dyke so I decided to gypsy punch here until she greases my weasel.

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014

shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014

Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014