Kiss your girlfriend day

On the 18th December it is kiss your girlfriend day

You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss

Kiss your girlfriend day

by Cool girl duh December 8, 2020

National Kiss Your Catcher Day

Give you Catcher a big smooch

You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*

by jigglenutz34 March 6, 2025

Purple Kiss

a fucking underrated k-pop group that needs more attention

fandom name: plory

plory: "hey, have you heard of purple kiss?"
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."

by https.minho.ca June 16, 2024

kissing whorizontally

To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)

No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient

Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight

I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night

by Camp Bitch December 31, 2023

Butterfly kisses

When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls, or when they just start blowing really hard and you cum early

Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters

by Papi john May 8, 2018

baboon kiss

When you bump butts with someone intentionally or not. Like butterfly kisses, but for asses.

My bad, didn’t mean to give you a baboon kiss bud.

by Tannis July 27, 2019

Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.

Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker

by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022