A mental state of being, describing everything divine and blessed by Kevin in this world. Kevin is everything, Kevin made everything, Kevin kevijnized.
A: I attended church last sunday, I think the pastor has a crush on me.
B: What makes you say that?
A: Because I f**cked him last summer!
B: T-Tuvalo? That zó kevijn, good for you sis. Slay.
B: What makes you say that?
A: Because I f**cked him last summer!
B: T-Tuvalo? That zó kevijn, good for you sis. Slay.
by atasoglu October 28, 2022
Get the Zó kevijn mug.He's a fake ass nigga do not trust him for nothing he's a fake person he would take your gf u dated you dated for 6 years he's a fake nigga
he would leave you so fast fuck Ja'kevyion do not trust him.He's a fake ass nigga do not trust him for nothing he's a fake person he would take your gf u dated you dated for 6 years he's a fake nigga
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Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”
Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”
by totallycracked December 28, 2022
Get the ohio Kevin mug.A person that enjoys fondling/being fondled specifically in the balls, he also enjoys rubbing lube all over his body and diving into a Mr.Neucombe butthole and have a orgy inside the elderly home. And he's SUS.
by COCOOOCO February 8, 2023
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by sorangis June 26, 2023
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Get the dj Kevin Rise mug.A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023
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