fortnite

a game that eats 7 year olds brains

minecraft is superior in all ways

often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"

everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.

"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"

friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?

you: we are no longer friends.

by blazingmoonstone June 4, 2022

Fortniteitis

A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.

Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times

Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.

by CartierV2 June 4, 2022

Fortnite

A game that gay people play

Person one: I play fortnite!
Person two: Wow you are gay

by Supermegagigachad June 7, 2022

fortnite

the game that children will try to convince you is good even though it isn't.

kid: fortnite good
normal person: no
kid: yes it has banana.
normal person: no

by carashnapa June 7, 2022

Fortnite

A type of sexuality. It's when someone is sexually attracted to video games.

- Hey, do you want to no longer be a virgin?
- Sorry, I'm Fortnite.

by banana guy68419 June 10, 2022

Fortnite cup

When a girl diarrheas in ur milk and u mix it like chocolate milk a vomit in her asshole

Dude Valerie made a fortnite cup for me when I was thirsty

by Deo demon June 11, 2022

fortnite kid

you have no life if you search this

no lifer if you are a fortnite kid

by blaze_axey June 13, 2022