Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but more frank. This maneuver is performed as a post-coitus display of disrespect for a man's partner. The male subject subdues his partner and proceeds to smear his sweaty buttcrack over her nose and ride up and down her face with it. Optional: to make it more enjoyable for her, tickle her nostrils with your asshair/dingleberries.
"After Mark had forgotten to wipe his ass, Sydney received a crusty, stale brown smar."
"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."
"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."
by Steve Bright October 20, 2003
Get the Brown Smar mug.Someone who thinks they're good in bed when actually they're great! Simon brown's tend to be sex gods but are usually cocky with it. They are very swagarific meaning they have loads of bitches and big ass crew. This crew will often contain a charlotte who is fabulous and he loves and envys. He is very bootilicious and is the life of the party but is also very witty. Beware though they can sometimes be sexist but a dick slapper like charlotte often knocks some sense into them and make them a more swagtasticly amazing person.
by Da real swag queen August 20, 2013
Get the Simon brown mug.When engaging in anal sex thrust balls deep when your partner is unsuspecting, and at that very same moment take out there arms. When they bash the ground say "you've been downtown browned", ejaculate then get ready to run like hell!
I heard last night Mr. Folland gave joe a huge downtown brown, i havent seen joe since!
I totally gave Shawn's mom a downtown brown last night, she was super pissed.
I totally gave Shawn's mom a downtown brown last night, she was super pissed.
by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008
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by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008
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person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009
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“If he ain’t brown I’m not down!”
Shanelle is down with the brown; she thinks white dudes are gross and smell like bologna.
“If he ain’t brown I’m not down!”
Shanelle is down with the brown; she thinks white dudes are gross and smell like bologna.
by MarnieLee August 23, 2018
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Bob: (Bangs on stall door) "Hurry up! I've got a Brown Bunny here!"
Bill: "OK, OK" (Leaves stall)
Bob: "Thanks!" (Grabs cans of film and rushes in. Seconds later, a flushing sound is heard)
Bob: "Ahhh... That's much better." (Emerges with now empty film cans).
Bill: "OK, OK" (Leaves stall)
Bob: "Thanks!" (Grabs cans of film and rushes in. Seconds later, a flushing sound is heard)
Bob: "Ahhh... That's much better." (Emerges with now empty film cans).
by Al Benedict August 18, 2009
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