Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense

Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!

by Nwyk October 7, 2023

lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".

Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.

by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024

Amir's Top fragging

The world is ending, this event is simply impossible. If seen, immediately call police and start praying.

Amir's Top fragging!! Run into the fallout shelter.

by Saddow April 7, 2024

Top-Commando

When a woman doesn't wear a bra, so she just has on a shirt.

Omg i can see her nips, she def went Top-Commando

by I <3 Dreadheads April 17, 2024

Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.

We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish

by TURLYP April 25, 2024

beer with the top down

Going to the ‘rippers for drinks.

Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?

A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.

by Madam patterson April 26, 2024

Iri Kwstak Power Top disorder

An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).

-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.

by nightvbluez April 29, 2024