Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

Negative two

The expulsion of fecal material into the partner’s rectum following significant anal dilation secondary to penetrative intercourse

did you hear about the negative two Ben gave his girlfriend? She was coughing up poop for a week

by Hizam555 August 29, 2025

Goody Two Shoes

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Make sure they get your good side, good side
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Pretending that you're, Al Green
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong and what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all-time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
We don't follow fashion
That'd be a joke

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

Goody Two Shoes

by Death Menace March 28, 2023

Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

by Zombiman August 11, 2025

The Two Beats

The Two Beats is an amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TWO BEATS TODAY!! 😎😎😎

Oh my goodness did you see The Two Beats new Beatles cover?!! It's amazing!!

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

Two and an Ankle

A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.

To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.

by EggBoii December 5, 2022