rolling pearl harbors

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.

Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.

by barleycorn July 22, 2022

V-Rolled

voicemail ring phone rejected short ring

I tried calling your brother, but I got V-rolled. It rang once and went straight to voicemail.

by Buck Conway December 21, 2019

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.

Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

heads will roll

heads will roll is a way to threaten someone

A: If you touch my girlfriend again, heads will roll. Got it?
B: Alright man, I'll lay off.

by ratatouillelover November 08, 2022

fort-rolled

When you get rickrolled, then the person sends 'Chug Jug With You' right after.

Girl: Damn it he fort-rolled me again

by oxens April 08, 2021

slightly arousing rolling R noises

Let’s just say…. They are SLIGHTLY AROUSING try it out! RRRRRRR

“RRRRRR”
“Oooh 😏”

“You want more of those slightly arousing rolling R noises baby ?”
“Ofc mommy”

by Licebosses September 30, 2022