by fantaztec July 28, 2020
by chimkin July 29, 2021
by Train1311 October 22, 2020
by Big sexy men June 29, 2021
A guy in desperate need of sum puss. Generally a guy who wants to tell a girl he likes her, but instead he just watches other, most likely “cool” guys bang dat shawty. Most commonly, a guy named Andrew
-wassup Andrew, u asked her out on prom yet?
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp
by DatBoyPlayboy July 29, 2020
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp
by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020
1. A person who plays fortnite and enjoys getting rekt af (pref. by girls). The person is usually humble towards girls and avoids any male contact which would make him a homosexual as such.
2. Someone who is interested in female representation in video games (e.g. fortnite). The person normally prefers to masturbate while playing.
3. Normally a guy who is interested in getting laid (i.e. fortnite/ gamer girls); uses voice chat often.
2. Someone who is interested in female representation in video games (e.g. fortnite). The person normally prefers to masturbate while playing.
3. Normally a guy who is interested in getting laid (i.e. fortnite/ gamer girls); uses voice chat often.
M'lady would you like a game of fortnite?
I wanna fortnite you hard tonight, baby.
I shall fortnite you.
Fortnite "doesnt" make me a "simp".
Fortnite ain't a "girl" (well it is now you du** f***).
I wanna fortnite you hard tonight, baby.
I shall fortnite you.
Fortnite "doesnt" make me a "simp".
Fortnite ain't a "girl" (well it is now you du** f***).
by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020