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Lachie parks

A very handsome male with a giant cock
by nigglebox123 June 17, 2025
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park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.
My dog's a freakin park bench.
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
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San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
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park

1. a large area of land kept in its natural state for public recreational use.
2. a stadium or enclosed area used for sports.
3. (in the western US) a broad, flat, mostly open area in a mountainous region.
4. a parking lot or garage.
5. deposit and leave in a convenient place until required.
6. postpone consideration of (an idea or plan) until a later date.
1. "The children loved to spend their afternoons playing in the park, enjoying the swings, slides, and the vast green spaces."
2. The baseball game was held at the park, a large stadium with a retractable roof.
3. "The hikers rested for a while in the scenic park, surrounded by towering peaks and enjoying the cool breeze."
4. "a coach park"
5. "come on in, and park your bag by the door"
6. "could I suggest we park that suggestion for the moment?"
by Arminkshipper January 3, 2025
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Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park
"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."
by OcularBurns November 22, 2020
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