Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Open up the Death Star

Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".

Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so

by tambor58 April 21, 2010

Death

One of the two things guranteed in life. The other thing guranteed are taxes

Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!

by Alinek March 24, 2019

Death mummy Gaynor

Leader of the gaynor death cult

Death mummy gaynor is fit.

by popegaynor July 1, 2022

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

Death Magnetic

HOLY GOD. They really knocked it out of the park after Bob Rock said "fuck this."

Death Magnetic > all the Bob Rock albums

by 7568ino December 5, 2023

Death Screw

(Verb)
1. Fucking someone so hard they die

(Noun)
2. A screw to kill someone with

Ethan got death screwed last night. Now that is a good way to go out.

by anonymous November 28, 2023