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Cream Boi

a boi that is so creamy you just look at him and you start feeling the taste of cream in yo moutherfucking mouth.
Also he had a shed in his momma's house as a kid so he's creamy
And also a boi.
Ay Cream Boi are you able to sit on this moderately comfortable chair we have for you or do you need a special chair for your delicate tush?
by hookaboi654 April 24, 2023
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Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.
“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021
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You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015
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Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)
I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!
by Ezmoney March 24, 2023
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Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
by Big Saxy October 23, 2014
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cream soda

Cumming in someones drink while they're away.
"Okay, which of you fuckers gave me a cream soda while I was taking a shit"
by logistikalism November 22, 2019
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Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.
"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."
by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017
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