When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2019
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Get the Bush’s Brain mug.This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
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