Mashed my beans

When someone/something murks your good vibes to a point where there’s no more vibes to be murked

Bro, you really just mashed my beans!

by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020

Bean to bean

When two lesbian women who are in love share a sexual experience that involves pressing their clits together.

Haley and Monica were so hot for each other last night they went bean to bean.

by DevintheDevil October 13, 2022

Beans

beans

beans

by anonymous November 4, 2023

Beans

The best filling for a burrito.

Richard: "Bro I just ate beans from Taco Bell!"
Michael: "You sorry fool..."

by the egg layer May 4, 2022

Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo

Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe

by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017

Garbanzo beans

Plan b.

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"

by Niggafriedchicken June 12, 2018

Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015