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two-twelve (2-12)

mano y mano; a one on one convo, a debate between another nicca (no homo)
yo, let me two-twelve (2-12) wit u real quick...

...but ima two-twelve (2-12) wit chu lata aight. im out...
by SiZz August 14, 2007
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2:22

2:22 is an adaptation of 11:11 but more so of 1:11 as it is a sign of the night owls with deep insomnia and heavy issues when posted in am if posted at 2:22pm it shows you have no life
Bro that dude max posted 2:22 last night he's got so many problems
by SkeeskeemaG September 14, 2017
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Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's

When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting.
Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away*
Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!"
by Remlap1223 April 12, 2010
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2 Ball Corner Pocket

Insertion of both testicles into a well lubed anal cavity. They can be forced if so desired.
I fed this girl some jager shots the other night and slipped her the 2 Ball Corner Pocket.
by 2balls1analcavity September 29, 2009
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2 girls 1 cup

2 girls 1 cup is a disgusting video, but also is an internet phenomenon which is to trick your friends into watching it. Videos of reactions to watching 2 girls 1 cup are famous online.
case n#1:
"-hey, have u seen this video called 2girls1cup ? you should check it out, its hilarious
-ok, ill google it tonite"

case #2:
"-you motherfucker! that link you sent me was the nastiest shit ive ever seen
-oh, 2 girls 1 cup ? lol"
by kenny jahan November 29, 2007
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2+1+1=3

A disorder of the mind that comes from drinking Pepsi in the wee hours of the morn, which normally results in:
Burping through your nose
Laughing repeatedly for 15 minutes straight
Making strange sound effects
Licking phones and frog Beanie Babies when Orlando Bloom is sighted on the TV Guide Channel.
Lennon and I had a 2+1+1=3 this morning that lasted for an hour or more.
by Nicole McGalliard July 7, 2004
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Starcraft 2 Release Date

The Gaming industry's version of "Chinese Democracy"
Man 1: When is the fucking Starcraft 2 Release Date gonna be?

Man 2: I dunno! Maybe it will be like Chinese Democracy, which might mean never?!

Man 3: You retard! Chinese Democracy IS out already in stores so there's still hope Starcraft 2 will come out somehow! Its not a matter of if BUT when!
by Now Put Her In The Buck March 11, 2010
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