Number 15. Sewer Rats
When I was a young boy, I came across a couple of sewer rats
from the drain beside my home
I began doing what any young boy would do and began eating the sewer rats. Fur and all. My me-ma saw me in the corner devouring a couple of sewer rats. She exclaimed,”Oh, Dios mio. Me poor boy. He’s eating sewer rats. Rats that are from the sewer.” I did not reply for I was far too busy crunching on a couple of sewer rats.
When I was a young boy, I came across a couple of sewer rats
from the drain beside my home
I began doing what any young boy would do and began eating the sewer rats. Fur and all. My me-ma saw me in the corner devouring a couple of sewer rats. She exclaimed,”Oh, Dios mio. Me poor boy. He’s eating sewer rats. Rats that are from the sewer.” I did not reply for I was far too busy crunching on a couple of sewer rats.
Number 15. Sewer Rats
When I was a young boy, I came across a couple of sewer rats
from the drain beside my home
I began doing what any young boy would do and began eating the sewer rats. Fur and all. My me-ma saw me in the corner devouring a couple of sewer rats. She exclaimed,”Oh, Dios mio. Me poor boy. He’s eating sewer rats. Rats that are from the sewer.” I did not reply for I was far too busy crunching on a couple of sewer rats
When I was a young boy, I came across a couple of sewer rats
from the drain beside my home
I began doing what any young boy would do and began eating the sewer rats. Fur and all. My me-ma saw me in the corner devouring a couple of sewer rats. She exclaimed,”Oh, Dios mio. Me poor boy. He’s eating sewer rats. Rats that are from the sewer.” I did not reply for I was far too busy crunching on a couple of sewer rats
by ramirez, last boof October 24, 2020

A terrible nasty animal that steals your food, but if its a pet its a super heccin CUTE smol guy/girl that can sit on your shoulder and loves snacks with their only minus being that they shit and piss everywhere and live only 2-3 years
Context 1
Girl: EWW ITS A RAT EWWWWWWWWW
Context 2
Person 1: hey look at this cute rat i bought yesterday
Person 2: i cant say anything except this: So. Heccin. CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Girl: EWW ITS A RAT EWWWWWWWWW
Context 2
Person 1: hey look at this cute rat i bought yesterday
Person 2: i cant say anything except this: So. Heccin. CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by UN|kn|OWN May 7, 2020

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by Nai99 September 16, 2019

A recent phenomenon which consist of wannabe models (normally from Eastern Europe) who chase deep house clubs, parties and DJs at night as if they'd never heard electronic music before, instead of their dreams.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
"Vould you listen to ze DJ! Iz sooo guut!
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
by Street Talkin January 4, 2018
