Embrace of the Endless Ocean

The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.

You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.

By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").

Embrace of the Endless Ocean had me shedding tears.

by anonymous March 1, 2015

the land of stories

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.

"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"

by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014

The Tower of Nattylon

A pyramid constructed of finished Natural brand beers like Natty Light or Natty Ice. Typicaly made with a base of ten, and immediately after completion is destroyed Godzilla style by the person who is so drunk they sound like they are speaking a different language whenever they talk.

Beau got so drunk last night that he won the honor of knocking down the Tower of Nattylon we spent all night making. He did it naked.

by J-Willy102 November 26, 2016

The Shi Osborne

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.

(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40

by Igetcarriedbyjakubjakobiakincs April 11, 2020

The Rind of Zayo Da Dong

A piece of history documented in Brett Keane's magnum opera Eternal Undying Love. It refers to a time when an evil atheist dictator named "Zayo Da Dong" killed a bunch of fellow atheists during his "rind" in China.

Brett Keane: What happens if they decide they don't like another atheist out there? Well. History seems to show us, all the way back to the day of Joseph Stalin, atheist dictator killed six million people, how many of those people do you think were other atheists, huh? How many atheists do you think got killed during the RIND OF ZAYO DA DONG? What a fucked up name that guy's got, right?

by Lynch/Fellini July 24, 2021

off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

Holding the corner of the bag

An addict or recovering addict who swears he/she is clean and will remain clean. However, they spend the rest of their lives, or a significant portion, "holding a corner of the bag" just in case they might need it (rather than getting as far away from it as possible)

Could be an alcoholic holding the corner of the bar or bottle
(any addict who stays close to their former addiction)

Yeah, I'm clean for six months, it's just my dealer happens to be my close friend.

I no longer drink, that has ruined so many years of my life, but those guys in the bar are great friends, so I spend my weekend nights there socially.

I'm not in a gang any longer. My old buddies in the Savage Skulls are still thugs, but I hang out with them just for old times sake.

Addicts waste years holding the corner of the bag when they should RUN as fast as they can from that bag.

by Just a guy who's been there... April 16, 2012