two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)

Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Survival on a cross
Use the leather and studs to survive crucifix and wiggle free threw the pierced leather carry own nails for aesthetic.

The slave bracelet and two stiletto knives is essentially edc

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022