A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 28, 2016
Get the old bridge, njmug. A very sexual old man that resembles a hound at first glance so you try to pet him then he gets horny
by Jmcburgerface June 10, 2019
Get the Old "Hound"mug. by griff_L2 September 29, 2023
Get the old raisinmug. A condition of aging. Older people forgetting where they put things, where they are, who they are, what they were about to do!!
by anonymous November 9, 2022
Get the The Oldsmug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.
I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.
by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020
Get the Slept Oldmug.