Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021

Milk Eyes

A man who has eyes for boobs

Guy: that guy seems like he has some serious milk eyes
Guy2: yeah I mean look where he’s looking on Sarah!

by marythefuckingtwat February 26, 2021

Milk

Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022

Milk in the basement

"Milk in the basement" is a saying used when a complicated situation has been resolved.

Ingrid: "Did you end up resolving your issues with her? Or is there still beef between ya'll?"
Lindsey: "We talked about it yesterday. It's all milk in the basement at this point".
Ingrid: "Nice"

by itsallmilkinthebasement December 15, 2023

Milk

WHERE U SIP THE NIPPLE OF YOUR MOM'S BOOBS WHEN YOU WERE LIKE A KID , BABY , WHATEVER. THE BOOBS OF THE COW TOO IS WHERE U GET MILK.

IT'S JUST BASICALLY A WHITE LIQUID THAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR BONES AND YA.

SHITTTT THAT GUY NEEDS SOME MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by HANDLEMILK May 27, 2017

Moist Milk

Moist Milk is the army created by Sigmahatesyou too annoy PickleBee_

Sigmahatesyou:”moist Milk”
PickleBee_:”WHY”

by PickleBee July 27, 2021

Milk

A term used by minorities, though generally black people, to refer to white women

Marisa Tomei is premium milk

by by14 December 18, 2021