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Fucking Stop

Douche: What's pink, bubbly, and tapping on the glass? A de-

Guy: Fucking stop.
by Entr' Acte November 11, 2009
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fuck the universe

A vindictive statement against "The Secret," and persons practicing "The Secret." Usually stated after an undeserving slew of what would typically be labelled as negative karmic occurances against oneself.
Being denied a promotion or being passed over despite doing extremely well at your job. "I didn't get the assistant manager job?!? The janitor did?!?!?!? Fuck the universe!!!"
by FTUProg November 7, 2013
mugGet the fuck the universemug.

judge-fucked

During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.
A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!

A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!

A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!
by FlipPrincess May 16, 2009
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fuck tally

the number of people a person has fucked in either (a) their life or (b) a certain period of time.
guy one: Scott is such a player! i wonder what his fuck tally is...
guy two: i heard he has done 7 chicks
guy one: djyklawesome!
by Foreclosure August 2, 2007
mugGet the fuck tallymug.

Fuck Boy

Fuckboy

A BOY who is yet to act like a real man. Typically is a lame hipster who tries to be "unique" with lame hairstyles and lame beards. A fuckboy will come off as a sweet and caring guy at first. He will try to convince you that you're the perfect girl and that he is "different" than most. He spends most of his life trying to convince others he's a good person, when in reality he's scum. He blames everyone else for his "life problems" and doesn't know how to own up to anything wrong he does. He will eventually start treating you poorly and pull it off as though it was your fault so when he cheats on you, you are to blame.. do not fall for his lies. Fuckboys are typically very manipulative and narcissistic. He will continue to beg for forgiveness to keep getting what he wants, but in the end he will only break your heart. He will lie to you about everything and you will come to find out he wasn't the person he pretended to be and once the truth is reveled, you will more than likely never hear from him again as he moves on to his next victim or returns to his secret hidden family. This is the true definition of the ultimate fuckboy.
That Fuck Boy lied to me again and cheated on me again! I can't believe I keep falling for his lies!
by Fuckboy expert February 12, 2017
mugGet the Fuck Boymug.

Fuck Tech

It's not a phrase, it's a lifestyle.
Mrs. Ramsey: Ohh by the way you have a test after lunch...

Everyone: Gah fuck tech..!
by Kanye WE March 4, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Techmug.

Fucked the Pie

Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)
Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!
by j0hnth3f15h3rman January 17, 2010
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