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Swass Cheese

The moist, yet crusty particles that fall from your ass and/or genitals after sweating profusely for an extended period.
After working in the desert for 6 days without a shower, the amount of swass cheese built up in my undies was immense
by BigDiccy128 March 26, 2021
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Dick cheese

by oatt April 22, 2021
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Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.
Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.
by SmartyPants222222222222 September 20, 2012
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Cheese Teeth

A condition wherein an individual forgets or neglects to clean the cheese out from between their teeth after a meal. CT can also be used as a nickname for a person with the condition.
Jim: Knock it off Cheese Teeth.
Ben:Wow, Great Insult.

Jim: No I'm serious, you have cheese between all of your teeth.
Ben: Whatever, I was just eating some Kraft Singles
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
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Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.
Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!
by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011
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Butt Cheese

The squishy poop that comes out of your butthole, not wet enough to be diarrhea but not hard enough to be regular poop.
by NiggerFuckShitBitch January 2, 2020
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Cheese Sprinkles

The thoughtless phrase you accidentally use when you want to say grated cheese but your mind went blank.
"What did you put on it?"
"Threw some tomato sauce on it and then someeee... uhhh. Um cheese sprinkles! Yeh just keepin' it simple"
by Lexicognitive April 17, 2020
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