anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration

Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"

by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017

anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 27, 2017

anal hickie

A hickie that is right around the edge of the butthole so that it appears the butthole is larger than it is.

That prostitute had some mad anal hickies.

by Tkdawgg June 7, 2017

Chantilly Anal

A sexual fetish where whipped cream is injected into the anus, after which the injector sodomizes the recipient.

Last night, I had Chantilly Anal.

by LoveEggs? June 4, 2017