Cool Beans

When a situation is cool or nice, it is 'Cool Beans'

My Grandmom made upma, and it was cool beans.

by sithyithy April 7, 2024

Beans

Used as an adjective to discribe something that is inadequate or of poor quality.

Yo my teammate is beans

by Regy_76 March 13, 2021

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

bean birther

A fart or shit, so massive, that your friends in the Discord can hear it like an earthquake.

Bro, I could hear that fucking bean birther from a mile away

by ArchieUwU September 8, 2023

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

Cringe Bean

A bean that is INFACT the cringe of beans.

Girl A: look at this photo of me, I was so young

Girl B: you look like such a cringe bean

by Nico Diamonds December 26, 2018

stanky bean

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.

1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stanky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!

by bluewafflestomper May 24, 2017