The Marty Special

When you get plugged from both ends and your throat hurts from gagging.

I can't talk too much. Last night I got the Marty special.

by Thejournalist February 15, 2026

Krusty Krab Special

When someone eyes are crusted shut by cum

He asked for a Krusty Krab special.

by GuLo February 15, 2026

General and Special Ecology

A conceptual split, borrowing language from relativity, to categorize ecological thinking. General Ecology deals with the universal laws and principles that apply to all systems—the "theory of everything" for interconnectedness, like thermodynamics or network theory. Special Ecology deals with the specific, unique rules governing particular types of systems—like the ecology of a coral reef versus the ecology of a desert versus the ecology of an online community. General Ecology gives you the grammar; Special Ecology gives you the vocabulary for a specific place. You need both to speak the language of the planet fluently.

General and Special Ecology "General Ecology says every system needs an energy source. Special Ecology says the energy source for this coral reef is the sun, filtered through symbiotic algae, and if the water warms by two degrees, the whole thing dies. General gives you the big picture; Special keeps you from killing the thing you're studying."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Fallacy of Special Privation

A fallacy where someone applies standards of privation—demands to account for harm, suffering, or failure—selectively, demanding that one system or idea be judged by its worst outcomes while exempting another system from the same standard. "Religion has caused wars, therefore religion is evil" from someone who ignores wars fought for secular ideologies. "Science has been wrong before, therefore science isn't trustworthy" from someone who trusts science when it confirms their biases. "Your side has bad people" from someone whose side also has bad people, but that doesn't count. Special Privation is hypocrisy in logical form: the harms that matter are the harms your opponents cause; your side's harms are justified, minimal, or irrelevant.

"He spent an hour listing every harm caused by organized religion throughout history. When I mentioned secular atrocities, he said 'That's different—those weren't really about ideology.' That's Fallacy of Special Privation: one standard for them, another for us. The privation is special because it only applies to people we don't like."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

The Cosmic Viper Special

The act of sagging one’s cargo pants or someone else ripping their jeans and then trying to sue them on a school device.

I walked into school and someone gave me the cosmic viper special.

by SangMfa February 25, 2026

nanny mcphee special

putting your fists together in front of your mouth, closing your eyes and scrunching your face before exhaling

*someone says/does something corny/embarrassing*
elliott: *pulls the nanny mcphee special*
everyone: whoa hes so cool!

by vuahm February 26, 2026

The Beck's Special

When your girl give's you a Blow Job while cooking you poached eggs.

I order the Beck's Special every Saturday morning and man they don't cook like this at Waffle House!

by TheDabb March 5, 2026