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National fuck a mechanic day

On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced
It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day
by BigWrenchGoClick April 7, 2021
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National scorpio day

National scorpio day is meant to celebrate and tell your scorpio friends that you appreciate them, as you should because they are bad bitches period.
by addis.bubbles_ April 7, 2021
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National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
by Herr Shrek April 14, 2021
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National Feet Picture Day

April 30th is "National Feet Picture Day" where you send a picture of your feet to someone you know.
Jeff: "Hey dude, y'know what day it is?"

Tom: "Yeah dude! It's National Feet Picture Day! Stacy sent me a picture of hers.
by Stalin-Chan April 16, 2021
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national tonito day

on april 17th it’s national tonito day in honor of my friend tonito
person 1: Hey did you know it’s national tonito day?

person 2: what’s that??

person 1: it’s a day celebrated for my friend tonito
by notclaudia April 16, 2021
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National G-Man Day

National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!
by upsidefrown April 17, 2021
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National Stab a Bitch

If a man/woman tries to touch you on any day between april 24th-27th , stab that hoe 😃
* tries to rape someone*
* gets stab*
National stab a bitch day is for everyone to feel safe. 🙃
by I stomp ppl out.😛 April 20, 2021
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